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Nov

Oh, great. See this? This is the nutritional content of the only thing that I have been mildly interested in consuming these past few days while marooned on my couch, sneezing and coughing incessantly.
To my credit, I have been adding in a daily vitamin boost, an immunity boost, and a super 3G boost (it sounded fancy), but still—108 g of sugar? Almost 800 calories? Did I mention that I had two of these yesterday?
Leave it to me to pick the least healthy item at Jamba Juice. It’s just like my uncanny ability to always be drawn to the most expensive item in a magazine spread. I’m like a bloodhound for things that are bad for your thighs and wallet.

Oh, great. See this? This is the nutritional content of the only thing that I have been mildly interested in consuming these past few days while marooned on my couch, sneezing and coughing incessantly.

To my credit, I have been adding in a daily vitamin boost, an immunity boost, and a super 3G boost (it sounded fancy), but still—108 g of sugar? Almost 800 calories? Did I mention that I had two of these yesterday?

Leave it to me to pick the least healthy item at Jamba Juice. It’s just like my uncanny ability to always be drawn to the most expensive item in a magazine spread. I’m like a bloodhound for things that are bad for your thighs and wallet.